Sinister: Most girls get bubble bath from their friends. I get a 3-foot tall walking doll.

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Hewwo,

Well, yesterday was my birthday. And on friday my best friend brought into 
school for me...a three foot tall walking doll, called Mildred, which I 
carted about for the whole school day, to much jeering from the hard kids 
(but I didn't care, 'cause it was my almost birthday) . And some play-doh, 
and a Barbie flask. Which is always nice. And my other friend gave me a wand, 
and some pringles. So at least now I have the full fairy outfit. Wings, wand, 
magic hat called Sophie, and stripey knee-high socks. And too much glitter. 
Oh, and Ian sent me a Study at Stow tee-shirt, and the new hefner single 
(signed), which are now my two most prized possesions. And two other friends 
offered me sex, which I declined. Oh, and the surprise party that I knew 
about never happened. I suppose that must've been the surprise. My best 
friend couldn't be bothered organising it, so I spent my birthday with my mum 
instead and had the BEST  BIRTHDAY EVER.

So I'm 15 now. I'm no longer sinister's little 14 year old. Hey.

I have ICQ now by the way. My ICQ number is 91134319, if anyone wants to 
message me with abuse.  Heee.

Babysitting is grate fun.

D'you remember the advert "the car in front is a toyota"? That really used to 
get up my nose, when I was little. I would sit and think for ages about how 
that would mean that every single car would have to be a toyota, except the 
one at the very end. And would the one at the very end be a kind of king car. 
And what kind would it be? Would it feel lonely because all the other cars 
were toyotas, and it wasn't, or would it just go "aaah, you toyotas are all 
like sheep, but I am so much better, because I'm not just another toyota"? 
Would all the Toyotas pick on it, or would they fear and worship it? And if 
every single car except the one at the end was a toyota, then wouldn't it be 
so much easier and say "your car is a toyota"? Or were they tryong to be all 
PC and not offend the car at the very end?

Then I thought, well, maybe it just means that the car in front is a toyota, 
like toyotas are the furthest ahead in technology and car-ness, and maybe I 
was just really stupid when I was little, or just thought too much.

I was going to put in some B&S content, but I couldn't think of any.

Oh, yeah, here's one. Both my cousin and my mum studied at stow. So yay for 
them.

Hugs,
Jen



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