Sinister: Chuckie's just a baby

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hello,

I am going back to nottingham tomorrow, grate!  Bye bye Grey MK!  I can't 
wait, it would also help if I have started packing too, but, I, er haven't.. 
hmm.

carle groom said:
"i suspect you've forgotten the one spot at which all gents whistle like
a flock of songbirds: the gents; aka, the public urinal."

Yes, but such whistling is nothing compared to the magical sound that comes 
out of the cubicles..

During my time at work I have spent a lot of time taking "natural breaks" 
in the loo, which at the start seems like an ideal way of earning extortionate
wages.

What I didn't know is that it comes at a price.. the kind of chilling, 
shivering wails of the mixture of pain and relief that comes from the other 
cubicles when they're performing their natural duties simply drives you 
insane.  I am always left mentally disturbed everytime I walk out of the 
toilet.

I do apologise if you are eating whilst reading this mail... esp if it is 
chocolate cream cake.


then he said:
"seems to have something to do with the plumbing. (please feel free to 
create any double/triple entendres you may like from this. i prefer being 
the straight banana--more or less. which also leads to even more innuendo.)"

Which leads to more shocking things that I've discovered from other cubicles, 
but I'm not discussing it here.


Slightly less grim topic now I guess...

jonny five said:
"i did go tooffbeat. sorry if you wore B&S clothing (yes you in the black 
and white IYFS t-shirt) and i didn't dare speak to you. i was too busy 
admiring people dancing to the state i am in (diagrams available on request)"

I was of course one of the dancing queens on the dance floor, making all the 
kool movez, it was a shame that no one has taken up my offer to start a 
"slow-mo-mosh" in time to the music, I'm sure it would have been so grate and 
put all metallers to shame.  

So I only restricted myself to doing a couple of head bangs.. I didn't dare 
do the air trumpet.  And yes, offbeat was g!r!o!o!v!y!  Thank you stoo too 
for letting me kip on your floor/pokimon colony. :-)

I have been drinking sooooooooooooooooo much vodka and red bull this week, 
but not too much, mind you, because you can never have too much red bull.

slow moshes and red bulls!
Ken
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