Sinister: I'm every woman, it's all in me!

[Robin Stout]

Hello!

      Here I am again, back from my ho-li-day, which, seeing as I am a 
student and therefore need my rest, was three munfs long. Blimmin 
'eck. I wasn't too bored though, for I spent a whole munf in Tenerife, 
saving the whales, which was dead ace. "Quick he's drowning! 
Throw me the water wings!" That was fun, and while I was there, the 
crew of the boat I was on taught me the dance to a song called La 
Bomba. BOOMMBBBAAAAA! I had to stand at the front of the boat 
when that song came on and wiggle my little bottom at the tourists, 
trying to get them to dance along, which they rarely did. It was fun, 
though and it was sunny and I got tanned to the tips of my toes.
      I arrived home, thinking things were going to be really dull, 
working as usual at the petrol station in Kidderminster, when a 
bunch of greasy hoons decided to block the petrol supplies and I 
found myself on the front line of a national catastrophe! "Man the 
pumps!" "No, don't pump the man!". It was my job to run around in 
the little yellow "Emergency Vest" and direct traffic and work out if 
that man really is a policeman like he says or if he's just wearing an 
important looking hat.
	Things are back to normal now, and the petrol station became 
boring again, so it's quite nice to be back here. It was good to be 
able to jump on a bus or a bike for a while without any cars about, 
though.
       Stuart Murdoch has just joined our indie music club here at 
Nottingham. He just doesn't know it yet... he he...

       Robin xxx
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