Sinister: Well done, new president of Yugoslavia. shall we celebrate with another election i can fiddle properly this time??

[Nik Ovenden]

Dearest Sisterneenies,
Gosh, hasn't it been a while?  i would write every
day, but my life is just not that thrilling to make
you all suffer reading time after time (yeah, like i
have regular readers...)

Well, here we go...
SOPHIE HARRIS (sophiesea at hotmail.com) spat out the
following earlier this week:
my [boy with the] arab strap is now drowned out by
horrid kid a!! bumm-er.

Hmm...i'll bet you're one of those people who hate
musicians experimenting.  Let them suffer a typical
boring 9-5 job then, no room for progression...
THOM:  So, how about using something other than our
guitars today?
JONNY: Yeah, i've wanted to release my techno urges
for ages.
BORING MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC WHO DEMAND WHINY GUITAR
MUSIC FROM RADIOHEAD BECAUSE ANY OTHER KIND OF MUSIC
ISN'T 'THEM':  bitch bitch bitch.

Any other sodding band (e.g. Reef) who released an
album exactly the same as their other ones would get
slagged off by everyone.  Radiohead don't and they get
slagged off by everyone.  can they never win?
Christ, the album is good.  the band are enjoying
themselves.  who said they had to appease the public?
Sorry, but since they can't defend themselves, i feel
guilty.

Talking of slagging off bands who cant defend
themselves...
BEATLES
thank christ i missed talking during that
(boring pop average band only made it to fame because
of Profumo Scandal/JFK assasination commercial whores
beatles bubble gum? whore whore crap music (except
blue meenies, which wasnt a song) boring profiteering
fools)


THAT KIDS MUSIC HYPERLINK
wow...i now have 100 kids tunes singing at me...and i
found the entire French Mysterious Cities of Gold OST 
AND 
KNIGHTMARE CLIPS!!! wow! only the greatest kids show
that ever graced 1987-1994's TV sets...

BOOKS AMERICAN PARENTS DEMAND BANNING:
1 - Harry Potter (promotes sorcery and witchcraft). 
Can I say for every SANE person out there
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!  Stupid american parents...was
it just the puritans who demanded that?  if so, there
must be a lot of them for it to be no. 1 (and behind
all those proper satanic books on the market...)

LAWRENCE MIKKELSEN
A god.  simply.  if my crush vote wasn't utilised i'd
give him it.
HEY, why do we only get one crush vote?  that's so NOT
what it's like these days!!!

JOINING WORDS
hmm, my crush will be pleased about this.  since
discovering her, fragnets (fridgemagnets) and many
other word hybrids have spewn forth from her mouth.
I suppose it's a good idea, but it means that
eventually we'll talk to each other entirely thru
abbrev. U C?
I remember complaining about B&S (he he) abbreviations
before.  it goes to show, the little knowledge i have
is just circulating again and again.

GERMAN WORDS
Je ne sais pas, parce-que j'apprendre francais depuis
six ans (and you couldnt tell, could you?  and that is
the correct way to say "i have been studying french
for 6 years, so eat shite you pompous french grammar
students...got in an acid house reference there too!!)

NEW JOKE
i've been working on it for a while, and someone had
probably discovered it before, so i'll enlighten you.
A woman walks into a restaurant, and is seated at a
table with two bowls on.  With no waiter around and
the bowls filled, she decided to try each bowl.
The chef appears and says "ah, you're sampling my
cheese and white sauces.  How do you like them?  i
wanted an opinion, you see..."
the woman looks him square in the eye and says "why
sir, i don't appreciate your ruse."

Get it?  nah...roux?  email me (or block my
address...)

At this point i would like to apologise for the Kid A
rant.  i get tetchy when people slag off
radiohead...especially a record with at least four
(Kid A How To Disappear Completely Idiotheque Motion
Picture Soundtrack) 
fantastic songs on.

THE STEPHEN KING BRACKETY BITS
i never realised how good they were to write in. 
sorry, but they are quite groovy.

CLEARLAKE
on tour supporting the delgados!!! 2 for 1!!!
clearlake are great (not grate, as they are not
plastic/metal hybrids with sharp slanted holes)

SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC
what a cunt.  comments?

Je suis tres desole,
Niko
xxx

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