Sinister: Ken pulled at school..

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

.. well I did!!  Last night I snogged a girl at a night club!!!

She saw my excellent dancing and came up to me and gave me a 
wet snog, apparently to celebrate April Fools Day.

Got you fooled there, I just saw everyone talking about chatting 
up, being chatted up and having chances to chat up but turned it 
down.  So I thought I'd pretend to join in.


Some beggar asked me the other day, "Could you spare me 80p?"  I 
told him, "no, but I'M GOING TO ATP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then 
proceeded to take it away with some crazy dancing.

Fooled you again, I didn't really do that, but I'M GOING TO ATP!
I think AnTiciPate should have clever drinks promotions where 
selected drinks are only "80p", like, erm, Vodka and Red Bull for 
example.


I think my life is slowly starting to work out now, my study is 
calmly approaching the final furlong, with a job now secured, I 
now know pretty much where my future lies.

Got you again.

Fools and Red Bulls!
Ken
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