Sinister: the boy w/ the arab strap, uh, tickets...

[Swine1999 at xxx.com]

folks,
   pete is a young boy from new jersey (a place on the east coast of north 
america) who has been on the list for ages.  he is nice, though at times 
horribly shy.  at other times he is mean, though terribly outgoing.  he also 
normally doesn't write in the third person.  tonight he is seemingly in a 
mood.  in recent years (or about the last 6 months) pete has read the list 
mails.  some days he would smirk at the insights of those oh so very european 
writers.  sometimes he would stare blankly at mails he did not understand.  
other nights, usually while on crack, he would envision the actions that 
occured in the mails as acted out by dismembered gi joe action figures, all 
w/ the name of bruce, to a soundtrack of early 90s grunge rock hits as played 
by yo yo ma.
   tonight, he is contributing his own words.  though these are basically for 
selfish reasons.  you see, he's going to see arab strap on tuesday night in 
hoboken, new jersey (also on the east coast of north america) and he's the 
slightest bit curious to find out if others, and by others he means others 
from the sinister list, are going.  or for that matter, are anywhere near 
hoboken, new jersey (eastern u.s.).  if so, email the young boy.  he's 
terribly lonely.  except on the days when he's not.
love,
pete.  if this all works out, i'm sure you'll be hearing more from me.  if 
not, it either didn't, or i'm dead.
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