Sinister: i bid for my bed; sang for my supper.

[lisa morrison]

  the weather is all smiles and blue eyed today so i am grinning which is a 
rare occurence (so catch a glimpse now or forever hold yr peace)...it even 
managed to pull me out of my concrete bed and room of white death (hark! i 
am defing the sinister literary kick and associating WHITE and DEATH...quite 
the little rebel am i..i wonder will ms. lew descend upon me with a 
repremand?) and send me sprawled out on the lawn to scribble in my 
notebook...i was just mid-sentence about a stupid-girl-giggling i that had 
happened to tickle my ear as it drifted by when a large plastic disk 
boink!ed me on the side of my thoroughly engrossed head...even the lazy hazy 
dayz of summer are against me...maybe its punishment for associating white 
with death...the great deceased ones are punishing me...
  will salt mentioned special brew and i did not read the sentence, only the 
words
                   SPECIAL             BREW...
and i just had to put in my naughty little two sense and say special brew is 
alcoholic fruit juice and that it will soon lead to an even more horrifying 
concoction which i am convinced will be RUM and CAPRI SUN...you know...the 
bagged fruit juice that you had to stab at for 45min with a straw to get one 
not-so-satisfying suck (oh this is getting naughty) out of?...horrid stuff 
really and so many obstacles to overcme...so many risks..either A)the straw 
peirced thru both the front and back of the bag leaving a strawberry 
spirting exit wound or B)the straw broke before even making it thru the bag 
due to all the frustration of jabbing and poking at the designated 
straw-hole (which you never hit anyay) like an peadophile going at a virgin 
girl...
capri sun meeting all yr most impractical needs since (what) 1992 (?)...
   nigel and i (i hope you don't mind me sharing with the world, nigel) have 
begun a Superficial Sinister Quest Brigade in which we overtake park benches 
and peek thru binoculars at the potential of passers by...hoping to catch a 
glimpse of some sinisterians (pronounced sin*iss*TARE*e*ians)...
We are currently recruiting so if you'd like to spend the rest of yr life as 
a voyeur contact either General Nigel (sir) or myself, Lieutenant Lisa...
        You and the SSQB:  you ain't going NOWHERE! (da dala DAT!)
(that means you eric who perfers to theorize rather than act...WE SUPPORT 
YOU BOY!)
    mix tapes have b/c the overwhelming popularity as of late...perhaps i 
should get a copy of the imfamous "beats to bang to" and send it off to miss 
laura lew (of first paragraph fame)...she'll be to busy being naughty to 
judge the rest of the tapes...there should be a warning label stuck to the 
cover: may induce pornographic behavior...(look out all of you listees who 
haven't gotten laid in 3 months or or to shy to flirt with yr crushes...this 
is the spanish fly of all miz tapes...)
prrrr.
-listdomlisa
             direction: insert tape into tape deck.
                        press play.
                        crank up volume.
                        get ready to break in the new matress...

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