Sinister: everything's amusing at 4am...

[Swine1999 at xxx.com]

hipsters,
    so (starting a post w/ "so" should be a indirect call to your finger to 
hit the delete button as what will follow is possibly a long winded personal 
narrative invovling hearing b&s in a supermarket or studying for final 
exams.) i'm rather bored as of around 4am sitting in my isolation booth, and 
i'm attempting to catch up on some sinister mail.  i enjoy much of it though 
i'm confused by a few things.  
   firstly, why is everyone posting about this "pta" meeting they all went 
to.  i mean, it sounds like you all had a good time, and i'm suprised they'd 
let bands play there, considering godspeedyoublackemperor et. all would 
probably drown out talks of the bakesale and christmas play, but i can't 
believe so many sinister kids went.  i hadn't any idea you were all so 
interested in grade school.
   secondly, how do you all have picnics where you live?  i haven't heard of 
any picnics around here, but then i live on the east coast of the us where 
people don't leave their houses.  i'm just curious about your picnics because 
it seems like you all have a good time, but how does this happen in europe?  
are you not afraid of the witches and trolls that populate your island?  and 
doesn't it rain all the time anyway?  and didn't mel gibson kill most of your 
friends in one film or another?
   ah.  but besides that i'm rather amused by your indie rock anthropotic 
rantings.  especially listdomlisa who claims now to have a boyfriend.  he 
must be one sexy american to be dating her, cause she is damn sexy herself.  
he probably just drives a really cool car though.  that's usually how it 
works.
   my b&s moment for the week is the continual play of the legal man single, 
during which i sing the lyrics of legal man through the remaining songs.   
very loudly and not to the amusement of others.
love,
pete.
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