Sinister: Richard Keys has got no knees

[Robin Stout]

1.
I've applied for a job as a weatherman. I don't know if I've got much 
of a chance, but at least it will be fun trying.  My best qualifications 
are that I know all of the words to John Kettley Is A Weatherman and 
I look a bit like the weatherman on the Big Breakfast. I don't know if 
these are really the sort of thing they're looking for. Oh well, if I don't 
get the weatherman job maybe I could be a weathergirl instead.

2.
My sister has a book about Australia that has in it a dictionary of 
Aussie slang. It's funny, because it's written for Americans so apart 
from all of the usual things you'd expect like dingo, ute, panel van 
and "you great gallaar" it has lots of English words in it too, like 
pub, abseiling and "tip top" and nappys, and explanations of what 
they all mean.

You crazy yanks!

3.
I was searching the web for news about the new single (there isn't 
any, unfortunately) and I stumbled, trousers round my ankles, pants 
round my knees, onto the Super Furry Animals mailing list. The first 
email I saw, as I pulled myself together, was "What's a bollard?" 
and the next one was from someone explaining what a bollard was. 
I'm glad I'm on this list and not that one.

r.
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