Sinister: ''When you kill people, they die"- Some guy in an action film

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Hewwo,

Wow, B&S are gigging, yay! And I'm going too! On the friday the 15th at 
glasgow barrowlands. With the lovely Ian Hatcher! 

But isn't the barrowlands really rough? I saw The Big Leaves (and catatonia) 
there, and it was really ruff. They checked me for knives. I was only 13 and 
they checked me for knives. And I got my bum pinched too. 

So are any sinister types going that night? 

My standard grades are really soon too, which is frightening. But also really 
fun, because I made a revision planner and exam table for the next 7 weeks, 
all in different colours, with all my topics planned out and little notes 
with study tips and stuff like "Now you can go and drink vast quantities of 
Ribena" for each end of week landmark. And it's so grate. And I made a key at 
the bottom for colours, and I used a ruler and everything. 

Sorry, I'm quite sad, but it's my first proper exams ever and it's so 
exciting. And scary too, because I need to do a lot better than I did in my 
prelims. 

Is it silly to want to be a dentist? I wanted to be a doctor, but I would 
have to stay on in school for longer, and I don't much like school, for some 
reason.

I got pulled up in school yesterday, because apparently my uniform is 
'distasteful'. No it's not. It was the black and white stripey knee high 
socks, which are not allowed. They should have told us that. And I'm not 
allowed to wear my denim jacket either, which is rubbish, because my other 
light jacket got wrecked by a hard kid, and also it has lots of cool badges 
on it. But I played it really thick, and kept saying stuff like "Is it 
because it's not allowed?" and "Oh, right, should I not wear it then". And it 
took her ages to give me into trouble, because I kept getting her to repeat 
stuff. Ra. I'll just do something else to annoy her that she can't complain 
about, like make my skirt whoreishly short (not that it is now), or wear no 
bra. 

I've got a new badge. It says "i'm going to be a dad". The blonde has a 
similar one saying "mum to be". A hark back to the days when I had short hair 
and they called us Barbie and Ken.

I can't wait to be on study leave, because you can hang about the school 
pretending to use the library, and walk out whenever you feel like and wear 
no uniform. The power would go to my head.

Isn't Kevin Carlyon such a hero for putting a spell on loch ness to stop 
nessie from being DNA sampled? It was really cool. Even if it doesn't work 
(which it will, so there), he's managed to completely hack off the research 
team by getting in their way. I love him.

Ian Brown is not good, and I won't be told otherwise.

Hugs,
Jen

Ps. Claps for listmummy linda (or should it be list daddy, because of the 
whole gender confusal thing), cause I feel like it.

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