Sinister: You're fourteen years old, and your breasts are three...

[Gardiner, Stuart]

OK, so on International B&S day, I completely forgot it was happening. So I
didn't go to any of the picnics. This may or may not have been because I was
in Hungary at the time playing korfball.


All those poor people in the West Coast of America are hopelesly out of
fashion. Getting ridiculously excited about B&S gigs is just SO last month,
darlings.


Kirsten always has the little message at the bottom of her posts:

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And I keep wondering why anyone would want to save Westlife...


Meanwhile, back on Planet Earth, lots of people keep expresing their undying
love for a certain Mr Chu. And much as I understand your desires to get
inside his underwear, I'm afraid that you may have missed the boat; their
are strong rumours of a secretive relationship between Mr Chu and a certain
Scottish picnicer, who goes by the name of Belle.

Still, we don't need to get hung up on Ken anymore, because joy of joys,
Genevieve is back! We've missed you...


Big Stu
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