Sinister: The states they're not in (EXCLUSIVE Brazil tour news)

[Ken Chu]

Hello,

There was suddenly about 2339894 sinister e-mails, which is nice.  Mostly
about the US tour and the lack of it, well, I know the reason for this.

Remember how Sturan played football on stage in Glasgow?
Remember how Sturan played football outside RAH in London?

Basically, Sturan just thinks that Americans are rather shite at football
and so doesn't want to play there very much.  That's why the band's playing
in Brazil, for example.

And, to quote Neil Robertson:
>>The people of Japan... Italy, Norway, Greece, Argentina, Chile, Portugal,
Northern Ireland .... and Denmark<<

All the footballing nations!  What more proof do you want??  There's a
reason they didn't play in Wales...

Also!  I have received EXCLUSIVE news that, as a publicity stunt, Sturan's
invited Ronaldo the Brazilian superstar player to play footie with the band
at their Brazil gig!  Since Ronaldo is currently doing fuck all with his
free time, nice one Sturan!

I hope the Brazilians B&S fans will take a photo of Sturan topless slide
tackling Ronaldo whilst Isobel is showing her arse for 100 pounds (in
weight).

Also there are loads of people talking about a SF picnic, I think I should
go to that, and I'll take my mates Ryu and Zangief along too.  ho ho ho.
(sorry)

Street Fighters and  Red Bulls
Ken
P.S.: Can't wait til B&S to come to Milton Keynes once we've successfully
bought Wimbledon FC (cos that's a grate football club...)
P.P.S.: A car 5 metres in front of me spun out of control and flew off the
road yesterday, it was quite exciting, it was just like "Police Camera
Action".  and luckily no one was hurt.

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