Sinister: let's all go to chicago

[eric the half a bee]

hello you sexy thing.

right, so I've been reading a lot of grumbling about
no east coast/midwest tour dates. obviously, the
problem is not the band but rather the fact that the
united states (okay, and canada) is situated on a
rather large continent. what we all need to do is band
(heh) together to invent a sort of seimsic squeezer,
whereby the two coasts will magically (or
scientifically, if you prefer) come together. then,
san francisco will be a scant 30 miles from new york!
seattle will be right around the corner from boston!
vancouver? why, just walk on over from toronto! this
would of course require that we somehow get rid of the
middle of north america, but I don't think anyone
would mind that much. who needs iowa, anyway?

I am a *bit* miffed that I won't be getting to see
b&s... after all, I was living in london until a month
before the british dates, and now that I'm back in the
states I'm stuck on the wrong coast, but I'm not going
to get all upset about it. I have the advantage of
being in new york, and I hear that the band likes new
york...

in other news, I have discovered two (2) places that
have kit kat chunkies for one american dollar. this
has inspired me to pen the following:

ode to a kit kat chunky

o kit kat chunky
not made out of a monkey
but rather delicious chocolate and milk
it's rather too bad I'm poor so I have to bilk
the shopkeepers out of their candy
but kit kat chunky makes me randy
and they make me grow
up
which is why I love them so.

I was also quite pleased to see the return of the
angel blackwell, now with quite a normal non-sinister
name. this is why I shall always remain:

-eric the half a bee








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