Sinister: YoU thiNk iF yoU weRe beaUtiFuL yoU'd Be hAppY?

[velocity farewell]

hello the sinistericals!

How are you all petals? I hope all good and dandy!
the Reason I'm wRitting is because, first, you lot
flooded my pooR yahoo account, second the "oh!the joy
of twee!" sign off in a post made me even more
nauteous that the heat's already made me and you know
keeping things bottling inside is no good foR you! no
siR! I've said it before and i'll say it again... if
those twee gits lived in the 60s they'd be bloody
hippies... and like the Mighty Pistols said "never
trust a hippy" and before you say anything... the
belles covered "pretty vacant", so ner! and the
Primals said it even better "kill all hippies"... so
I'm completely covered here... not that I'd need any
cover really... isn't that youR idea of demo(n)cracy?
and third (and very impoRtant) I want to say that I
completely second Paul ARathoon in what he said... way
to go Paul!! I know I owe you a mix-tape ages now...
sorry... if you still want it lemme know...
well, things aRe simple... the belles are not so keen
in playing in the states... that's all... but because
they'Re a PoP band they have to... to be honest, if i
was in a band, i wouldn't like to play in the states
either... and i wouldn't like my aRtwoRk to be
exhibited in the states eitheR... for reasons that
have to do with social consience... that doesn't mean
i hate americans, no... there are certain exceptions
that alas, they justify the rule... but there are...
but i won't fag you with all that now... and the
Belles are a social conscious band... they're also a
pop band... so they have to play in the americas...
it's the way things work...
When they announced their tour dates in europe, how do
you think I - and many others - felt? they've never
been here... and i mean ever... and they do sell a
good lot of records here, mind... so, i saved money
and went to the UK... and saw them three times... and
yes, i know that's not possible for everyone... i
guess it's a matter of priorities... and mood...
I don't think Neil's post was offensive, not in the
slightest... if it was then when they announced the UK
and Spain gigs, the rest of europe should have felt
really insulted... we didn't... ok, we might have
sulked a bit, but hey! we enjoy sulking... and if you
have noticed, the UK tour didn't include loads of big
cities in England, like Manchester for example and
many others which i cannot remember on the top of my
head now... it's their bloody right to play wherever
they want... and if they don't want to give another
gig ever, again is their right... as it's our right to
buy their records or spit on them... it's a package
really... either you take it or leave it...
Oh and I forgot... they never played in Russia... they
never mentioned Russia in their future tour plans!!
fucking hell!! now what the russian people should say?
I guess they wouldn't afford the tickets to the gig
anyway... shall we blame globalisation for that? mmmm
i wonder... 
KenKenny, I loved the footy explanation... it all
makes sense now, indeedy my little braties... it all
makes sense... 
and with that ladies and gentlemen you may take your
leave... (as Kevin R. would say...)
hugs + full moons + lovers on the roof
  Vel xxx


"WaR is the last possible cReative act..." IF

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