Sinister: B&S NEWSFLASH! READ THIS POST!

[Corduroy Boy]

Sorry for resorting to such lame methods to get your attention but if
I have I would like to say:

STOP BANGING ON ABOUT TOUR DATES YOU BUGGERS!

A few people in Britain expressed a little remorse in one or two posts
about towns in which B&S weren't playing, but you Americans, with all
due respect, are becoming very very dull, so stop it. After a hard
days work the last thing I want is my inbox clogged up with whining,
moaning and self pity. America is a whopping great place, how can you
possibly expect them to play near you? If you're a true fan, take a
freakin' week off work and make it a little holiday.

You all have many cool things in America which we do not so stop boing
us, please. I really want to hear about cool things from you, tales,
stories, juicy gossip, musings, points of view, general banter etc.
but at the moment I've got so many posts to br read that if I scan
them and see the words "East Coast" I can't hit delete fast enough, so
I'm really missing out on the cool things as well.

To add to that, I delete other peoples messages who are telling you
the same thing as me, which is mega unfair on them. So belt up.

SINISTER would (I'm sure) by now exist even if B&S split, it would be
a depressing place most probably but we would still talk to each other
about cool things. Someone back me up here?

Anyway, try not to even mention the Coast, please, and we can all get
back to looking forward to reading our bulging inboxes without seeing
it as another of today's jobs. I thought about whining to Honey (as
I'm sure some have) but I thought I'd tell you sinisterbite to
sinisterbite, so see this as a harsh warning. I don't like raising my
e-voice, but I, like Miss Jackson, am getting p*ssed off.

Yours with a stern, heavy brow

Crdryby Tom

P.S. I lllove you all, you know that, but children must be whipped as
well as cuddled.
P.P.S. I saw Bob Geldof at Meadowhall (a shopping centre) the other
day. Woo!

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