Sinister: SecretUnderwearSpotting

[craigrm]

Can the list really be 4 years old ?!? ... blimey you take your eyes off them 
for a second and all of a sudden they've grown-up.

It won't be long before Sinister starts staying out all night without phoning 
home and hanging around with a rough crowd causing no end of grief for poor 
list mummy Honey as most awkward adolescents seem to do. Fortunately it's 
probably just a phase and little Sini will soon grow out of it.

On behalf of 50% of the population (namely the males) I'd like to beg for less 
strict picnic underwear guidelines as most boys underwear is spectacularly 
unattractive.

No slinky red satin knickers for us, noooo not at all and in many ways it's 
like the last 20 years just didn't happen underwear-wise. Sceptics need look 
no further than the men's underwear/socks section next time you're in M&S and 
you'll be confronted by a montage of faded blues, sickly grays and tragic 
taupe's. All vastly more suited to a damp, poorly heated bedsit in [insert 
name of your favourite drab town] than poking out provocatively from the top 
of your bestest jeans at the next Sinister shindig.

Anyway some content is called for I believe ..... err good to see someone 
called "William the Bloody" posting. Buffy and B&S go together nicely but it's 
probably too late to add "The Bronze - Sunnydale" to the US tour, that Richard 
Colburn geezer could kick some serious undead butt given half the chance.

Sorry this post isn't that earth shattering, haven't done one for a while so 
I'm a wee bit rusty.

Toodles,
Craig x

ps: obviously my comments about the plainness of gentlemen's undergarments 
doesn't apply to our Ken, we all know his pants are dead flash and shimmer 
like liquid gold in the pale moonlight.

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