Sinister: undermining the military-industrial complex...

[Jason Andreas]

Hi all.

I wonder if Angelina Jolie's breasts could substitute as bongos for the next
B&S single? Would make for an interesting live experience, that's for sure.

Ok, this has to be some sort of record - I've experienced writer's block
within one paragraph. Niiiiiiiice.

Umm, yeah. Save to drafts and come back later, methinks...

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Ok, back now.

I think my managers in work are the biggest bunch of hypocrites alive. They
leap with the vile evilness of a Velociraptor (Velocity-raptor?) upon folk
who are slightly late back from their breaks, except for smokers. Smoking
seems to get you an extra five mins. Perhaps I should look into it.

I almost drank alcohol for the first time in my 20 year existence. It was by
accident, though, so it doesn't count, right? Right?

Audiogalaxy is rather cool. It seems to be even better than Napster, and, of
course, nothing could be worse than the Gnutella networks unless you have a
decent modem (ie, cable or faster). Why won't the damned council let cable
be installed where I live? I wanna download porn!!!

Umm. I didn't say that last part, okies? No, really, I didn't! Don't give me
that look!

I'm trying to decide whether the Sneaker Pimps sound better with male or
female vocals, but I really can't decide. I *think* make is slightly better,
but not by much. Still mondo groovy and coolness.

I want to buy the jukebox-look CD player I saw in the cash and carry. Oh,
wow! It looks sooooooooooooo cool! It's a seven-disk changer, I believe. It
has all the old 50s trimmings, and is just walking coolosity! Except for the
walking part. It's almost £300, but I'm very very very tempted. Only
drawback to it is that it doesn't have Minidisc. Still, I could buy a
stand-alone unit for those, but I haven't even used them since I got my CD
writer. Arrgh! Dilemma!!!

There's nothing more fun than making custom CDs for people. I think I'm
gonna stay in today and do that - I need to make about 5 people a CD each. I
also have label-printing stuff, so this shall indeed be funfunfunfunfun...

My hard-disk wiped and I lost all my writing (cos I was stupid and hadn't
backed it up) and then 24 hours later I was invited to submit a manuscript
by a publisher who'd liked my samples. Isn't that the biggest scunner
ever?!?

Have I bored you yet? This is my first post in a long time, so I'm kinda
blinking owlishly at the sunlight after having emerged from my burrow.

- Jase

http://www21.brinkster.com/jasonandreas



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