Sinister: All the assholes in the world, and mine

[Brier Random]

A particularly vulgar way to start a post, via Bukowski, but appropriate.
I've been listening to Pavement constantly, but even they don't have
anything as shocking as Buk with which to begin a post.  A little repetition
via the reindeers:

Dasher: "Here's your hat, what's your hurry?"
Dancer: "I thought he hung his boots up and then retired."
Prancer: "Gay as a tangerine."
Vixen: "You know who you are. I've got the bruises to prove it."
Comet: "He's always shooting up too much."
Cupid: "Put too much poison in the dart."
Donner: "Ate the dead; some party."
Blitzen: "Ooh, you mixed wine with Jim Beam, it's gonna end up on the
carpet."

Rudolph: Insists on forthcoming posts from Joan of Dark, LLaura LLew, and
Velocity.  We've been waiting patiently and now we've come to the end of our
rope.  Enlighten us.

A Christmas carol here in the blossoming midsummer night.  Now back to our
regularly scheduled program.

TODAY'S BIRTHDAYS
Napoleon Bonaparte:  Famous French guy with his hand in his shirt
Ben Affleck:  Recovering celebrity
Julia Child:  Famous chef and fellow Santa Barbaran
Ethel Barrymore:  Actress with famous Last Name

This post is sponsored by those Hard Lemonade type drinkys they sell
nowadays.  Dangerous stuff, they go down even easier than Red Bull Vodkas
(sorry Ken-- it's Tru, Chu) and you don't realize you're stupid until much
later, but by then she's already let you fumble about a bit, and it's too
late to turn back.  So you fool around a bit, while "Henry & June" runs on
the VCR in the background, and you wonder why, but you press on, while Bing
Crosby sings "I Found A Million Dollar Baby In A Five-And-Ten-Cent Store"
and you can't be sure if you're there, at her spot, but she seems to be
responding so you feel you're close at least.  Breathing gets heavy, then
works up into moans, then subsides.  And as the credits roll you sleep a
guilty sleep, knowing that you'll see her tomorrow whether it worked or not.
She snores, and you get up to write a quick Sinister post without shorts on.
At least I do.

Viva la musica pop.

~Brier


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