Sinister: i see you baby...shakin that ass shakin that ass

[Kirsten Kenyon]

  the day has finally arrived, and it is with pride and a bittersweet 
smile that i announce the retirement of my brown corduroy pants.  
they have served me well for nearly six years, but extensive wear and 
and my active lifestyle have slowly drained the vitality from these 
faithful flares.  they have been worn thin to the point of 
transparency, especially around the knees and the bum.  one might 
imagine there to be something rather sexy about see-through corduroy 
pants, but there really isn't.   
  onto more important matters.  the kids in the hall is on right now, 
and i was wondering if anyone else is truly repulsed by the chicken 
lady.  it's silly, but the mere thought of her scratching around with 
feathers flying everywhere, her scary beak nose and her homemade 
omelettes "straight from [her] body onto your plate" makes me 
shudder.  i like the program well enough, but the chicken lady 
crosses the line.
  my horoscope today told me to be more like a gypsy and less like a 
vice-president.  i want to apologize...i realize that i have been 
acting a bit vice-presidential lately, and i'm deeply sorry.  even 
now i am sitting here in a bad suit and pondering possible alternate 
spellings for the word "potato." *loosens tie* if anyone needs me, 
i'll be out in the woods with shaking my tambourine and looking for 
stevie nicks.
  xoxo
 kirsten


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