Sinister: haiku the school

[Ken Chu]

Hello,

Haikus are quite nice
do we need fifty seven
of them buggers tho

My mother is getting really stressed out about the new house, even though
everything is absolutely fine, I think out of paranoia she has formed
constingency plans for any mishaps that can happen in the world, including
meteor strikes and nuclear attacks.  I wish she can just take a rest.  I
think I'm annoying her tho by being so laid back, but how can I not be when
things are going just fine?  Well, ok the central heating isn't working
properly :-), but that's getting fixed on Monday and it's warm anyway.

Mad.

She keeps telling me she doesn't know how I can cope when she's gone, but
quite frankly probably better than when she is here now.  Oh I am such a bad
son.

Someone talked about Yellow album, yeah I like Coldplay too.

I lied, although I do have a soft spot for songs with bollocks grabbin' high
pitched falsetto singing.  Talking of bollocks grabbin', have anyone seen
that program on Channel 4 the other day of these people practicing sexual
techniques, and there was this zen type guy teaching these young men to grab
their bollocks and sticking their tongue out, not a pretty sight.  But if it
will give me miraculous technique...

I best go now I can't type at the same time as this.

Before I go I would just boast about the fact that every pair of paragraphs
in this e-mail begin with the same letter, if no one have ever done this
before I'm claiming this as a new style of writing called "Haichu".

Bags and Red Bulls
Ken


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