Sinister: The way you lick is fine

[carey lander]

I've got my hands on Genevieve! Lured here by freckly
scottish arms and the elusive flash of gingery hair
through the rain...
So how do you entertain a lithe and lively young lady
on the holiday of a lifetime? Well stalking is the
obvious answer but naturally we're far too classy to
partake in such desperate activities. Instead we've
been walking the streets of Glasgow attracting the
charmers with BLEEDING GASHES ON THE FOREHEADS AND MAD
STARING EYES. Mmm the strong silent type.  
I would like to disclose the red hot information that
our very own fantasy-filled school girl SLEEP TALKS.
Through 6 nights of tossing and turning Miss Pookie
has broken the dream-sodden silence with shouts of
"BASTARDS! MWHA HAHAHA" "CANADA!" "SOAP!" and a
confusing conversation with me about the beach and
belle and sebastian. 
Today has been another day of discoveries and
confirmations as we've been testing the theory by Dr
Breedlove (oh please) concerning the relationship
between index finger to ring finger ratios and sexual
orientation. The Results are that Vickyvodkabird is a
disappointed non-tomboy, Linda, Genevieve and I are
all gay, Honey is undoubtedly a girl and Cool! Keith
is poorly equipped heterosexual with a miserable
portion of lovejuice. But there are no surprises
there.
 Keith is sitting back waiting for all you hot ladies
out there to dispute this last fact. Please reply on
list.
This week has seen Lilly96 sprawled on the bed in a
fetching face-mask singing "In the arms of my sweet
lovin' man".  He isnt a little yellow fish in a deep
blue sea. 
Take me home.
   Well done to Camera Obscura for the excellent Peel
session, it was really lovely.  If you havent heard
them yet you might suck.  
Miss Honey, Miss Linda, Miss Vodka, Miss Pookie, Cool!
Keith and I are sitting around the palace getting
tanked up in order to help us cope with the ensuing
misery of "Storytelling" with its promising themes of
disability and the holocaust. It's all about the music
innit. The list mums are being excellent hostesses as
always and we're having LOADS MORE FUN THAN YOU.
On this aggravating note I must retire.
xxx



Happy birthday Genevieve and thankyou for your
company.

  






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