Sinister: Of trees and twigs

[Jason Andreas]

Well, Mice And Men are dull now...

I think the Pinefox is just jealous because Everton are nowhere near a good
team. <winks> But if he thinks Everton don't get enough mentions on the TV,
he should try being a Scottish footie fan... Lawdy!

Don't you just hate working weekends? There should be some sort of law
against it or sommat. I could always say it's against my religion - I'm
creating Andreasanity - a splinter group from just Atheism.

My 10 commandments as your God are:

1)Thou shalt not make thy god work at weekends.
2)Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's P!O!P!
3)Thou shalt not suffer bland "alt-rock" like Coldplay and Starsailor
4)Thou shalt love Japanese stuff, cos it rocketh.
5)Thy wallet shall be emptied each month into the coffers of thy church
(me).
6)Thou shalt have sillier names than me.
7)Thy oxen and thy ferrets must be kept down thy trousers.
8)Honey shalt be sacred food, only to be consumed when he sayeth 'please.'
9)Thou shalt adore Father Jack and all his wisdom.
10)Woulds't thou partake of toast?

Of course, to join the Andreasist movement, you must make a tribute to me of
a custom CD, Minidisc or cassette with cool and groovy indie-pop, or rare
Radiohead stuff that I haven't got. Especially interested in their cover of
Cinnamon Girl.

Bow before your God, you!  *zap!*

*coughs*

Ok, I'm getting slightly out of control. Let's return to as close to
normality as I ever manage - which ain't much, as you no-doubt know.

Going to see Ben Folds tomorrow night in the Liquid Rooms (if I manage to
find it) with my ex. Which may or may not be cool, depending on, umm,
things and stuff. On Friday, I go to see Space with that punk princess
Sweetie. Which should also be fun. And I finally got my AIR tickets sorted
for the Barrowlands! Hurrah!!!

I wish something more had come from the Angelina Jolie thing, like nudity
for example. Or "Womb Raider" - the battle to escape Isobel's thighs before
they open and suck her in...

Ok, I have a sick mind.

I wish the Amphetameanies were playing again - I keep missing them, it's so
unfair! *screams*

I'll go now. I'm too too strange, duude.

- Jase xx


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