Sinister: show me, please, how i will look in twenty years

[Kirsten Kenyon]

  helloooo
   first off, Sam Walton, i am a proud general anaesthetic junkie.  
when you get to the hospital you'll probably be shaking in your paper 
booties, but suddenly they'll roll a bed past you to the op room and 
the person lying in it will be some smiley-faced guy who looks like 
he was pulled straight from a woodstock video and that's when you'll 
know everything's going to be alright.  it'll be fun, and legal!
   i have been offered a job as a teacher's aide in eau claire, 
wisconsin, about four hours northwest of milwaukee.  it's a pretty 
town, but it's small, and also i don't know if i could handle being 
surrounded by children all the time...but i suppose i might get to 
read lovely children's books and look at finger paintings and the 
like, which would be great fun.  my only teaching experiences have 
been when i used to be a junior counselor at a camp and i taught 
music, art, drama, soccer and archery.  at least i hope that's all i 
taught them, although i'm sure they wondered why some of the 
counselors were always wandering off into the woods and returning 
smelling like a bar.
   oh dear.  look at what i've written so far...general anaesthetic 
is "fun" and oh, i hope i never accidentally taught unhealthy habits 
to grade schoolers.  i'm going to go hide now.
   xoxo
kirsten covering her eyes and peeking timidly through her fingers   


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