Sinister: I'm shutting up to us (now read me.. if you like)

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

.. The boy walked through the entrance door, he was accosted by a man who 
made a gesture at him, which seemed to suggest "Can I help you".  So, 
eloquently, the boy asked the question "can.. I, pay.. some money.. to, er, 
get in please", and luckily the answer was yes, and so the boy paid some 
money and got in.

To his surprise he was immediately greeted by a friend, the pair of them 
complimented on each other's immaculate hair styles, and their respective 
plans on the next direction for their locks, and decided that warmth was the 
key.

And many a chats and chitters later Chirs Leonard was on, who did some 
amazing things with a guitar that the boy's eyes weren't quick enough to 
see, but he could hear and it sounded quite heavenly.

Then it was the turn of Tompaulin, who started gently with a folk song, 
before turning up the rock style by smashing a guitar in half, then promptly 
captured the audience for half an hour with their music.  The boy decided he 
was going to get one of these funny instruments that they had that was both 
a keyboard and a recorder, but the last time he went to his music shop 
asking for a "funny instrument" he got something he didn't quite bargain 
for.

The boy's friend then spotted Stuart Murdoch lurking at the back inside this 
cave, and she pointed it out to the boy.  One minute later, the shock was 
over and the boy exclaimed "arrgh I just saw Stuart Murdoch".  But 
thankfully he didn't ejaculate too loudly.  Another friend of the boy took 
two pieces of paper, and moments later the boy was handed a piece of paper 
that read,

"To Ken, Stkdjlk Mukdjk"

which meant a lot to him.

Then, the boy was hit by the thought that he had just seen a brilliant gig, 
and there was still another one to come, and he was very happy.  Just as he 
was smiling the next gig was on, and how he smiled, after a cover of "Brown 
Eyed Girl" by van morrison, the band played some fabulous tunes.

During the gig, the boy visited the toilet to offer the sewer rats a pint of 
beer, and just as he was almost finished, a man started telling him of a 
revelation..

"This just confirms it", he said, "That folk music is not my scene".

He left the toilet with the last words of "Give me a distortion pedal and 
electric guitar any day" before the boy could tell him what he thought about 
his maw.

He came back upstairs, and one of his favourite songs by the band was on, 
and a favourite song of a couple of other persons too, as they sang along to 
quite some jest, which is the moment when a man (who had rather nice 
forearms) turned round and shouted,

"SHUT UP!"

which caused a bit of a shock.

The gig then finished on a high note, after which the boy went singing and 
dancing and dancing and singing whilst the DJ played some tunes on 45.  The 
boy went to ask for a non-terrorvision tune, and it got played.  After more 
dancing and making letters with his arms and imitating Isobel's TOTP dance 
during Legal Man and a few more tunes, the party ends and everyone got home.

The boy and his fellow companion were then shepharded back to the Tube stop 
by Sgt. SGS, before getting on, indeed, the wrong tubes once again but 
eventaully got home.

That was it.

Ken
P.S.: Oh, also, the next day the boy got really bored at work and wrote a 
fair bit about his day the day before.

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