Sinister: nice one, geezer

[Matthew Henderson]

Hello again, all you lovely, lovely people.

Wow.  Rachel OJ was a fraud.  It's not too far-fetched, but she did tell 
some heart-breaking stories.  Good ones too.  This makes me question some of 
our other posters.  Ken Chu, Kirsten Kenyon, and the eerily silent Laura 
Llew might not be real.  Perhaps they are descendents of the talented group 
of people who wrote Shakespeare's catalogue of writing?  Or perhaps they are 
robots.  If Ken is as good at DDR as reports indicate, he must be robot.  
That game is hard.

I know a lot of you hate Christmas time, but I've always loved it.  I have 
no problem with people who hate Christmas, in fact, I totally understand 
why.  I just like it because it's time off from school and it's cold for 
once in southern alabama.  Not that cold, but colder than usual.  It's quite 
nice.

Last weekend, my life reached a new low.  At my friend's birthday party 
(which I hosted for some unknown reason), somebody had purchased a porn dvd 
entitled "Let my puppets come."  Yes, it is what you think it is.  Puppet 
porn.  It exists.  Maybe everyone knows about this already and I am the last 
to know.  Either way, it was very disturbing.  I never thought I'd see 
puppet bestiality, but there it was.  Hardcore puppet porn.  What kind of 
world do we live in?

I'm going to Glasgow on the 15th I believe, and I'm gonna be kicking around 
there and other parts of Scotland.  I have no plans or no idea what I'm 
going to do (other than freeze my bum off), or even where I am going to 
sleep, but it should be fun and interesting.  If you see a lonely, lost 
American milling about outside the Belle and Sebsatian gig hoping 
pointlessly for an extra ticket to purchase, it will probably be me.  If 
anyone wants to meet for a drink or something around that time, e-mail me 
(off-list of course), and perhaps we can meet up and I'll buy you a pint.

Alright, I'm done.

-Matt

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