Sinister: King of Carrot Flowers.

['Baby face' Bambino]

>PPS -- how is a duvet really any different from a
>blanket?  On my bed, I have a big comforter, flannel
>sheets, and light blanket (all of which I use to build a
>little nest everynight.  And yes, I turn around three
>times before I curl up).  Is there something special
>about a duvet  that would offer me a fundamentally
>better sleep experience?  And, if so, could I measure
>this quantitatively?

Erin and other curious parties,
Well, if one farts in bed and is covered with a sheet and a blanket, the 
fart has only one direction in which to escape... through the top of the bed 
and past one's nostrils.  However if one replaces his /her sheet and blanket 
with a duvet, the bottom of the duvet may be discreetly lifted up with one's 
foot in the event of a fart allowing said fart to escape without annoyance 
to the rester.  This could be measured qualitatively with a cigarette 
lighter but may be quite dangerous.  Quantitatively, I'm not so sure about 
...perhaps with the correct equipment.

                                                   Tim

PS. Nope I don't fart in bed.  But this technique can be used to eliminate 
sleeping partners farts also.
PPS. Nope I no longer have any sleeping partners who fart either.






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