Sinister: I love my Ken

[Rachel PY]

Hello,

This is Ken's imaginary girlfriend Rachel speaking here, before you say 
"ahh, you're not, you're writing", I am actually speaking at the same time, 
so there.

I am writing because Ken has been so busy recently organising this 
organising that and basically being bloody boring, but, being breathtakingly 
beautiful besides being bewilderingly bright, bequathed before me is my 
mission to write something on behalf of my beloved Ken.  Because I am 
betrothed to him, afterall.

Ken is very excited at the prospects of seeing Belle & Sebastian so soon, 
bless him, I can't see the fuss myself.  He had already seen them three 
times this year.  The boy is just full of obsessions, this strange band, 
curry, chilli ramen, this funny coloured energy drink, me.

After the gig Ken and I are going to travel Scotland to see Ben Nevis and 
Loch Ness, he seems very keen to see some girl called "Nessie" but I don't 
know what he sees in her, or maybe I'm just jealous.  I'm more elated about 
meeting Mr Nevis - although he is no match for my Ken.

We'll then return to Glasgow to meet up again with some of Ken's friends, 
after that Ken and I are going bowling!  In London!  Oh I love London, and I 
love bowling too, he is still deciding on exactly where in London they're 
bowling but he is going to book somewhere tomorrow before driving up to 
Glasgow - don't you love his sense of responsibility?

Poor Ken he is really tired out now, he had 3 hours of sleep last night and 
the night before and he had to do quite a bit of work today - I think he is 
becoming delusional, I better go now to make him a nice bowl of soup.  You 
all take care.

Rachel PY

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