Sinister: dream of all the bowling balls that hang around here

[Ben Apps]

seasonal greetings sinister,

Isn't it quiet round here at the moment? I have this image of listees 
hibernating in duvets in devans and in dormitories at this time of year. 
Their laptops lying silent under a crisp veil of new fallen snow. It's where 
I'd rather be. That is until the INTERNATIONAL SINISTER BOWLING DAY on the 
29th. There might even be prizes for Twee-est bowling action, lowest DDR 
score and coldest reddest nose.

Hannah Brown saw Trevor and Simon! (cue blank looks around the world). Well 
the other evening I was in my living room watching the Joolz Holland tape 
for the umpteenth time when my housemate Sarah asked who's the guy singing? 
Why that's Stuart Murdoch says I. He looks like Trevor (or she might have 
said Simon), out of Trevor and Simon, she says. No he doesn't, I says. And 
that was it.

You should come round to my house one day, the conversation's sparkling.

Well that's it really. At least there'll be something new in my inbox when I 
next check.

Pretty snowflakes to Cay, SGS, Tim Hackett(wanton Lurker), and the amazing 
Rachel Fruitloop.

Ben
xxx





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