Sinister: hearts are everywhere

[Marianna Longmire]

well they are for me anyway. just days ago i was walking along brighton
beach with some pals shouting "we are the mods" and laughing heartily when i
stumbled across a stone that looked just like a love-heart. "hoorah!" said
i, "i'll put that in my pocket and hope it brings me love, or rocks."
then this afternoon i decided to be nice to my flatmate and help her make
cottage pie for her boyfriend. i grabbed a potato from my stash and lo! it
was a love-heart shaped potato.

happily, when looking at it from the side, it can also be fashioned into:
cleavage, a butt-crack and dodgy looking bollocks. photos, of course, were
taken and merriment was had by all.

x marianna

ps. i'm very exited about tomorrow night. see some of you there, i'll be the
one with the heart of stone. or maybe potato.

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