Sinister: .....not even Christmas?

[Ben Apps]

'ow 'do sinister at this yuletide festival and all that jazz,

Recent callers for an increased level of smut in these here tomes will be be 
delighted to hear that I got a grate STUFFING on Tuesday off a kind soul who 
lurks these very pages. In exchange for the stuffing they got a piece of my 
'bird', then later in the afternoon, on the telly somebody asked for 'some 
more'!

Disgraceful.

Well it's only 3 days now till I'll be flying off to visit my legendary 
crush the blummin brilliant Rachel Fruitloop (as I'm sure you're sick of 
hearing). This is going to be the biggest and best adventure of my little 
life so far, and my belly is already a tumble dryer of hope, nerves, 
excitement, joy, fear and anticipation. I spoke to my dad on Christmas day 
and he asked if I was gonna join some kind of hippy cult (which sounds kinda 
fun, man), so I told him I was!!

My little brother who has 'townie' tendancies (he has gucci shades and Craig 
David all over your boink records for fucks sake), recently had to fill in 
some consumer survey in a shopping precinct. For his favourite band he put 
B&S, so maybe he has a soul after all? Is that a horrible thing to say? Yeah 
probably. But he IS my little brother, so he deserves it. Git.

Anyway, getting some bowling and drinking in on Saturday will, I'm sure be 
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrate!!!

Have a dream for 2002. It might just come true.

Byee

Ben
xxx




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