Sinister: You can just pitch your tent elsewhere, Constable!

[joanna huke]

Hi.

I've never written before.  I'm a lurker.  I just has to ask... 
Nipple-Pinch-Sizzle??  I mean, I think I can figger it out... well, the 
nipple pinch part, but SIZZLE?  I've never heard THAT before.

Just curious.
<curtsy>
Joanna...

p.s.  sorry, this didn't take me 15 minutes to write

>From: "Genevieve Wesley" <jiffy_popper at xxx.com>
>Reply-To: "Genevieve Wesley" <jiffy_popper at hotmail.com>
>To: sinister at missprint.org
>Subject: Sinister: You can just pitch your tent elsewhere, Constable!
>Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2001 17:29:41 -0500
>
>Next time I fail something in school, I'm going to show how tolerant I am 
>by
>marching up to my teacher, slamming the failed paper on his desk, and, with
>hands on hips, cry out this unfair treatment is due to my rejection of him
>swinging his jolly roger of love (trademark-WarranderJ) in the Photography
>club after school. Admit it sir, you want this hot, hot body and you can't
>have it and it's killing you! (For the finale, splash drink in his face,
>throw in a Nipple-Pinch-Sizzle, turn on heel and exit.)
>
>I know sometimes it seems unfair that such pouting, luscious girls like
>Honey do exist, frolicking in the sunshine with their impossibly perky
>breasts, alas, such is life. If she spurns your love, you can't hold it
>against her, you know, Honey has to wear a chastity belt. The discomfort of
>unrelieved vasocongestion could be calmed by meditating on images of
>Precious Struan, strumming his little Magical Elf Guitar.
>
>Stuart David in character as Peacock Johnson? Ooh! Shivers of delight and
>strawberry cream! Perhaps 'Stuart' or 'the wee man from Looper' will
>actually be held captive by the Peacock, and so the Peacock is doing what 
>he
>has to do to sell the book. Does anyone else imagine his rough and manly
>hands, callused from the bass playing and writing? Trembling, I approach 
>the
>signing table...
>
>Far too many mentions of boy-bits for one day, so I will go, and before the
>Funny Man appears, I will already settle his question with a NO, there will
>not be any new photographs in the Bodyparts section. Or will there?
>
>Love,
>Genevieve...or Hank
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 +-+  "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students"  +-+
 +-+  "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list"  +-+
 +-+       "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper        +-+
 +-+   "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000   +-+
 +-+       "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named       +-+
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