Sinister: 37 seconds

[alix campbell]

oh sinister

my inbox is overflowing like the bin in my kitchen. passively spewing bits 
of plastic and carrot peelings into that space between fridge and washing 
machine. mostly, though, it was fwds from my old flatmate, none of which i 
read, or was interested in. thanks jennie.

i thought about what to write when i was on the tube. i have, however, 
forgotten.

in the last month i have learnt many things. one of these is how to say 'big 
dick like an elephant' in hebrew, and i also know almost too much about 
Saussure. it was all going so well until he got stuck on anagrams. anagrams 
do crop up in text, but like the results of the statistical tests i applied 
to my A level coursework, they have NO significance. for instance the above 
text has the words 'the lemurs are russians, the cod is fresh' hidden within 
it. its not a sub, anti or uber text text. i made that up. if it wasn't for 
his moustache i'd be tempted to think the anagram thing was some weird 
vanity project of Saussure's.

my credit is runnning out. abort!abort!

last night, i was waiting for a bus and miss lucy appeared. she has the 
internet On Her Telly! we ate chinese. it was good. i went home and talked 
out 'bad clothes we have worn' with my flatmate. apparently she had the 
slapper stage 'something terrible'

i had a dream about fiona apple. i was a frog in a helicopter. she was 
trying to seel me cheap tickets for her gig. mIRC chat was involved. i woke 
up puzzled. i wake up puzzled most days.

going home now.

lix./
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