Sinister: Dale Winton's just been shot!

[Ian Nicolson]

Maybe we should do a tribute...

'I will be the first person in history to die of boredom'

Is that possible, do you know? To actually DIE of BOREDOM? I think I should 
maybe be taken to intensive care post haste. I can imagine my work people 
coming back after lunch and finding me slumped in my chair. 'Help ma boab!', 
they'd exclaim, 'what happened?!'. 'Well, he WAS very bored...'  I work in a 
place where we look at death registers all day (just how bleak is that?!), 
but I've yet to come across one that has cause of death as 'bored as 
bejaysus'. So I will be the first. Maybe I should go to the doctors.

'Life, friends, is boring. We must not say so.'

Rachel spoke (typed?) about listening to personal stereos too loudly. I was 
once told off by a man in a suit for listening to 'Tigermilk' too loudly on 
a bus. I felt like a walking Sinister cliche. And I was in Leith, where lots 
of tough people live. I thought I might get battered. 'Fuckin' poofs 
music...'

Some chancer called Tom Ewing told us how much he bloody hates indie kids. 
Me too, the cunts. All glasses and flares. National service, that's the 
answer. God help us if there's a war. They'd be tripping over their laces 
and moaning about having to get up too early in the morning. A fortnight 
down the pits would sort them out. What pits?

Is it alright to think that the Trembling Blue Stars are flipping awful? You 
won't all beat me up, will you?

Jings, I'm bored...
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