Sinister: Put your finger on a map, and that's where I am

[Julie]

There are some things that people said, and I thought I should say some
things back.
First oooooooon said some things about MC Hammer and:
" the first time i saw this extra 4
on the weighter i thought the weighter was broke
and cruelly lying. "
Oh Oon, I love you.  So what do you weigh now, like, 12 kg?  I don't know
how much a kg is, being American and therefore not up with metricity, but
Oon is very very small.
Next, Mark Casarotto mentioned orgasms in his subject line, which was funny
because the evening before I'd had a very naughty dream in which Mark
Casarotto appeared. I can not reveal further details, but my lit teacher's
obsession with psychoanalysis has caused me to think more about this Dirty
Dream #1 as it were than I'd care to.  I think there were also grasshoppers
involved.  But not in the way that the girl on Temptation Island grabbed
that poor butterfly and rubbed its little helpless flapping body all over
her own.  No, not that way at all.  On another Casarotto note, I saw a bit
of Bob the Builder this morning on Nickelodeon and was a little disappointed
that they had dubbed in American accents.  Is the Bob the Builder song
headed for the top of the charts in America?  CAN HE FIX IT?  No...I don't
think so. Our sense of irony is not as keen as that of the Brits.
Also, there was some discussion of the anti-indie kid diatribe that was
posted to the list a while ago.  I'm sure it was pointed out before that
this list was made by actual indie kids.  You did realize that right?
C'mon, where's your sense of self-loathing, you corduroy clad bastards??
Then some guy from Cornell mentioned Twin Peaks and Kyle Maclachlan.  Pass
the mic please, Laura Llew, can I get a WHAT WHAT?!  Yeah, I love it when
Twin Peaks is discussed on the list.  I wish there were more Buffy
discussion, now.
I went to the UK a few weeks ago.  While there, I attended Trousers' New
Year's Drunken Eve bash, which I think was probably THE sinister bash of the
year so far.  Well it is only February.  But it was k-rad, thanks Trousers
and Mr Hopkins and Sez.  And thanks to all you other listees that were nice
to me and/or played DDR with me.  Especially PRINCESS HONEY who wanked with
me and Martin and Marie.  Not LITERALLY, honey's too demure for that.
I went to Glasgow again and didn't see any members of Belle & Sebastian
again which leads me to believe that they DON'T REALLY LIVE THERE and it's
all just a big fat rumor.  I never meet any pop stars!  Except Gav who let
me sleep on his floor.
On another B&S note, I was in an internet cafe in Stockholm and heard
FISHYCLAP being played.  I asked the people behind the desk where there were
good record stores and they told me about one except I got there and it was
sort of not very good.  Obviously, Sweden is just not indie enough for me.
Or am I too indie for Sweden?  Did I use the I word again?
Later in Stockholm I heard the Latvian Eurovision 2000 entry being played at
an ice skating rink.  If my star should fall, or disappear at all...that
Latvian man had scary eyes.
This is a load of cack.  Don't forget to watch Survivor tonight!

xoxo
Julie

PS to The PF: About Martin being embroiled in a heterosexual
relationship...I have no idea what you're talking about.

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