Sinister: Robin faces death... and survives!

[Robin Stout]

Well, it's been a strange weekend. For most of it I was dreadfully ill, 
with the worst flu I've had in ages. I spent most of my time in bed, 
trembling and worried I was going to die, or watching Allo Allo*, 
trembling and worried I was going to die.

After my near brush with death, and after lots of chicken soup, I had 
a chat to my housemate who was playing darts. One of the darts 
deflected off the board and stuck in the back of my neck. If I was on 
Allo Allo* I'd have probably called him a ducking runt.

Thankfully it didn't really do any damage, and after lots of soup I 
was totally shipshape and ready to sail on the high seas with my 
sails full and my mast erect. Then, on Sunday, my mum hit me in 
the eye with a mirror.

So it wasn't the luckiest weekend, really.

I'm very excited about Struan's rectorial campaign. I'm very excited 
about the prospect of two new singles too. In fact I have to 
remember to keep my excitement under control. When I was ill, and 
I talked about my 'rectorial fever' people just acted concerned and 
suggested I went to the toilet, but now I don't think they'd be so 
understanding. I really have to try my best not to talk about Belle 
and Sebastian to my more normal friends. I think they normally think 
I'm dull, and at best slightly loopy.


Robinx


* Q - What is India's most popular sitcom?
   A - Aloo Aloo!

HA HA HA!
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