Sinister: *ping!* jeez! just missed that blimin' arrow by a hair! Arrest that young deliquent cherub, officer!

[idleberry]

hey hey,

Happy Valentines day to one and all. I got no less
than five envelopes this morning. Three bank
statements (You have no money- Natwest; here's 5p
interest- BoScotland; new interest rates!- Yorkshire)
plus one from vision express offering me 20 quid off
specs.
And a valentines card. 

Mark Waudby: I love you.
(Thanks for the card, darling!)

I feel a wee bit guilty seeing as I didn't send him
one, but I am waiting to the weekend to give it to him
in person (fnar.)

Hope you lot all got all the cards you wanted. Still,
its Not too late now though. For alternative
valentines day e-cards, try: www.evilvalentines.com
And send one to the enemy of your choice.

Or the love of your life.
Sometimes they are one and the same.

Nice sunny day, and by all rights I should be
knackered.

Had the worst dream last night. I dreamt I had a
wardrobe full of lush clothes to wear, in all the
colours and styles I could imagine. To top it off,
they all looked fabulous on me. Including this pair of
magic grey knickers that sparkled. They were cool. And
a grey sweater like you wore at school.
Woke up to realise I don't actually have that dream
wardrobe.
Thats the bad bit.

Okay, I'm off to discuss legalising prostitution in
class now.

Love 

idles











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