Sinister: Valentine Smut

[Robert Brennan]

Hiya

Is anyone else excited at the idea of Llaura and
Velocity having their own dungeon or should I just
seek treatment?  Oooh... spank me!

Seriously though, sinister, the best way to get
through the dreaded vd while miserably single is
alcohol.  Lots of it.  Drink everything you can lay
your hands on (don't worry about looking like an alcy
- you'll be drinking alone after all).  Equally
important (speaking from experience here) no miserable
music.  For one night you must abandon the usual diet
of the Smiths, B&S*, Nick Drake, Magfields etc etc. 
Break the glass in front of your Who compilations and
dance furiously around the room until you collapse.

It's just one day people.  We'll get through it
together.    

Robster

*Okay some of their stuff's upbeat - best make a tape.
  

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