Sinister: loose change, lonely hearts and the rudeness of old folk...

[Desmond Torpey]

hello...
..thank the good lord thats over with for another
year...ah dammit..i promised i wouldnt whinge about
the lack of squishy kind of love in my life...my
willpower collapsed on the first line...tsk tsk...well
i hoped the loved up ones on the list had a gorgeous
day and i hope those lurking in singledom didnt have
too awful a time...see? i'm all heart me...sigh...just
nobody to share it with...
....as if valentines day wasnt enough i was also
abused by several members of the public this
morning...including two old men on the
bus...pensioners on public transport seems to be a
reccuring theme lately...as i stepped on the bus the
conversation went thusly...

old man 1 : look at 'im there
old man 2 : what a woman
old man 1 : suprised he didnt get his purse out
old man 2 : (laughs heartily)
old man 1 : hang on, is that actually a girl?
old man 2 : nah, surely not
old man 1 : ah yeah, no tits see

...pah!...they'e not all sweet old men with a talent
for fishing and moaning...pensioners are
eeeeeevil...maybe i should have used the previous
story for inspiration....swept their legs from under
them and watch them scrabble in the aisle for loose
change and werthers originals...i was looking
distinctly less girlie than usual today as well..in
the wise words of one alan partridge:

 " i just dont like the general public "

...i consoled myself by going home and putting 'i know
its over' on repeat for half an hour in typical lonely
teenager fashion...trust mozzer to lighten the mood on
valentines day....maybe i should have sent a card to
laura llews mother..she sounds like a knowledgeable
lady..thats probably really disturbed poor laura
now....i really shouldnt have watched the graduate
yesterday....
...okay self pity over...er...spread the love and all
that hippy nonsense...
ta ta!

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