Sinister: FUMBLING COCK DOCTOR

[GEORGE HENRY DICKIE]

  HIGH HEELS
TOUCHING DARK GRIMEY STREETS
SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN                                      B
                                                                  L
                                                                  A      BUT 
I WON'T BE                                                    C   THERE      
                                                        K

MM                                                                2
                                                                  6
      ONCE UPON A SATURDAY

           THERE WAS THIS FULL MOON THING

  MMM IT WAS SO BRIGHT
I COULD NOT SLEEP


                OBVIOUSLY MY MIND TURNED TO TEENWOLF
AND THE FINAL SONG

*SHOOTING FOR THE MOON*

               MMM IT MAKES ME CRY


MMM
I PUT A STOP TO IT


        BECAUSE BOYS DON'T CRY


MM
           I GOT OUT OF BED



AND
   PRACTICED DANCE ROUTINES FOR A FEW DEVO SONGS


          MMM
I WANT TO BE A ROBOTS IN DISGUISE GROUPIE


                      MMM ANYWAY THE MOON
           WENT AWAY
  AND I COULD SLEEP

BUT

MMM I WAS TOOOO AWAKE BY THIS TIME

           MMM
   IT SEEMED THE WORLD WAS ASLEEP AND

I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANTED

   I HAD A PLAN TO RAID NIGELLA LAWSON'S FRIDGE

                             (NEW NIGELLA SERIES IS HAPPENING I HEAR)


              BUT I CHICKENED OUT

  AND JUST PLAYED SOME SONGS


                          SONGS R MORE MAGICAL AT NIGHT

           I PRETENDED I WAS A DJ OR SOMETHING

THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT
           YER

MMM

    I OPENED UP A BIG BAG OF
SKITTLES

                  MMM I FELT WILD
THE PARTY WAS IN FULL SWING
                    YER

     MMM WHIST PLAYING SONGS

              I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA THAT

    *FAMILY TREE* - B&S

  IS A TRIBUTE TO

*(I'M) THE END OF THE FAMILY LINE* - MORRISSEY



                            MMM THIS MADE ME THINK THERE IS A CONNECTION
BETWEEN ISOBEL AND MOZ

              MMMM

                      I STARTED TO THINK
  THAT
            *PARTNER IN CRIME* GENTLE WAVES
   WAS ABOUT
A SEXUAL AFFAIR
ISOBEL HAD WITH MOZ

                            YER THE SKITTLES BY NOW
HAD TAKEN EFFECT


   MMM
I PLAYED THE SONG


AND

        STARTED TO LAUGH

         I THOUGHT I HEARD ISOBEL SWEAR

MMM I THOUGHT IT MAY JUST BE THE SKITTLES


SO I LISTENED AGAIN

BUT IT WAS STILL THERE




        I KNOW GENTLE WAVES ISN'T EVERYBODY'S FAV SUBJECT

BUT

U KNOW

THE LINE IN *PARTNER IN CRIME*     NEAR THE START

*SHE HAD A FRIEND WHO SWORE YOU COULD EVOKE THE ANGELS SIMPLY BY PRAYER*


                        WELL

              THAT NIGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE

*SHE HAD A FRIEND WHO SWORE YOU COULD FUCK THE ANGELS SIMPLY BY PRAYER*


          MMM
      I THOUGHT THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT
GENTLE WAVES T-SHIRT

    IS KATRINA LISTENING?



                 MMM MAYBE IT WAS JUST THE SKITTLES
       PLAYING WITH MY MIND


BUT


TO THIS DAY



                        SHE STILL SAYS *FUCK*
MMM SORRY
HONEY
   ISOBEL TOLD ME TO


MMMM

YER THERE IS MORE TO ISOBEL
  THAN JUST
   A KITTEN PLAYING WITH A BALL OF STRING




              I LIKED HER
      TOTP SUCXCESS STICKER STATEMENT THING

                                                                  R
                                                                  E
                                                                  D
MAYBE *SISTERWOMAN*
                                                                  1
IS                                                                2
ISOBEL
  OPENING HER HEART TO KIRSTY WARK


I CAN BUT DREAM



   ANOTHER DREAM OF MINE

IS

A
            JILTED JOHN TRIBUTE LP


  I'M SURE
    B&S COULD DO A GOOD COVER OF

                          *TRUE LOVE*

  BAXENDALE COULD COVER

                       *BAZ'S PARTY*

RED HOUSE PAINTER MMM WELL THEY CAN COVER ANYTHING

                  YER THEY COULD DO
*BIRTHDAY KISS*



        MMMM

I WOULD LOVE MOZ TO COVER
                          *FANCY MICE*


  BUT

THAT

IS PURE FANTASY

                       LIKE WOLVERHAMPTON BECOMING A CITY



MMMMMMMMMMM

SKITTLES ALL ROUND








(my name is not important)



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