Sinister: FUMBLING COCK DOCTOR

[GEORGE HENRY DICKIE]

HIGH HEELS
TOUCHING DARK GRIMEY STREETS
SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN                                      B
                                                                 L
                                                                 A      BUT
I WON'T BE                                                    C    THERE
                                                       K

MM                                                                2
                                                                 6
     ONCE UPON A SATURDAY

          THERE WAS THIS FULL MOON THING

MMM IT WAS SO BRIGHT
I COULD NOT SLEEP


               OBVIOUSLY MY MIND TURNED TO TEENWOLF
AND THE FINAL SONG

*SHOOTING FOR THE MOON*

              MMM IT MAKES ME CRY


MMM
I PUT A STOP TO IT


       BECAUSE BOYS DON'T CRY


MM
          I GOT OUT OF BED



AND
  PRACTICED DANCE ROUTINES FOR A FEW DEVO SONGS


         MMM
I WANT TO BE A ROBOTS IN DISGUISE GROUPIE


                     MMM ANYWAY THE MOON
          WENT AWAY
AND I COULD SLEEP

BUT

MMM I WAS TOOOO AWAKE BY THIS TIME

          MMM
  IT SEEMED THE WORLD WAS ASLEEP AND

I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANTED

  I HAD A PLAN TO RAID NIGELLA LAWSON'S FRIDGE

                            (NEW NIGELLA SERIES IS HAPPENING I HEAR)


             BUT I CHICKENED OUT

AND JUST PLAYED SOME SONGS


                         SONGS R MORE MAGICAL AT NIGHT

          I PRETENDED I WAS A DJ OR SOMETHING

THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT
          YER

MMM

   I OPENED UP A BIG BAG OF
SKITTLES

                 MMM I FELT WILD
THE PARTY WAS IN FULL SWING
                   YER

    MMM WHIST PLAYING SONGS

             I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA THAT

   *FAMILY TREE* - B&S

IS A TRIBUTE TO

*(I'M) THE END OF THE FAMILY LINE* - MORRISSEY



                           MMM THIS MADE ME THINK THERE IS A CONNECTION
BETWEEN ISOBEL AND MOZ

             MMMM

                     I STARTED TO THINK
THAT
           *PARTNER IN CRIME* GENTLE WAVES
  WAS ABOUT
A SEXUAL AFFAIR
ISOBEL HAD WITH MOZ

                           YER THE SKITTLES BY NOW
HAD TAKEN EFFECT


  MMM
I PLAYED THE SONG


AND

       STARTED TO LAUGH

        I THOUGHT I HEARD ISOBEL SWEAR

MMM I THOUGHT IT MAY JUST BE THE SKITTLES


SO I LISTENED AGAIN

BUT IT WAS STILL THERE




       I KNOW GENTLE WAVES ISN'T EVERYBODY'S FAV SUBJECT

BUT

U KNOW

THE LINE IN *PARTNER IN CRIME*     NEAR THE START

*SHE HAD A FRIEND WHO SWORE YOU COULD EVOKE THE ANGELS SIMPLY BY PRAYER*


                       WELL

             THAT NIGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE

*SHE HAD A FRIEND WHO SWORE YOU COULD F**K THE ANGELS SIMPLY BY PRAYER*


         MMM
     I THOUGHT THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT
GENTLE WAVES T-SHIRT

   IS KATRINA LISTENING?



                MMM MAYBE IT WAS JUST THE SKITTLES
      PLAYING WITH MY MIND


BUT


TO THIS DAY



                       SHE STILL SAYS F**K
MMM SORRY
HONEY
  ISOBEL TOLD ME TO


MMMM

YER THERE IS MORE TO ISOBEL
THAN JUST
  A KITTEN PLAYING WITH A BALL OF STRING




             I LIKED HER
     TOTP SUCXCESS STICKER STATEMENT THING

                                                                 R
                                                                 E
                                                                 D
MAYBE *SISTERWOMAN*
                                                                 1
IS                                                                2
ISOBEL
OPENING HER HEART TO KIRSTY WARK


I CAN BUT DREAM



  ANOTHER DREAM OF MINE

IS

A
           JILTED JOHN TRIBUTE LP


I'M SURE
   B&S COULD DO A GOOD COVER OF

                         *TRUE LOVE*

BAXENDALE COULD COVER

                      *BAZ'S PARTY*

RED HOUSE PAINTER MMM WELL THEY CAN COVER ANYTHING

                 YER THEY COULD DO
*BIRTHDAY KISS*



       MMMM

I WOULD LOVE MOZ TO COVER
                         *FANCY MICE*


BUT

THAT

IS PURE FANTASY

                      LIKE WOLVERHAMPTON BECOMING A CITY



MMMMMMMMMMM

SKITTLES ALL ROUND








(my name is not important)



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