Sinister: Vote Murdoch Now!

[Robin Stout]

This morning I received an email entitled "Magnetic Fields" and 
thought, of course, that it was from the witty and glistening Sinister 
list and I loosened my trousers. Then I realised it was actually from 
someone in my department, talking about actual magnetic fields in 
actual magnets, and I felt stupid and realised I was meant to be 
working.

My clothes are just too noisy. Yesterday I was in the library, trying 
to be quiet as a hedgehog, but was wearing corduroy trousers and 
some incredibly squeaky shoes caused quite a commotion. The 
only other sounds apart from my fizzing trousers and squelching 
shoes were people turning pages and blinking. Oh the shame of it 
all! You know, if this town was invaded by Daleks, I'd have no 
chance.

!THERE HE IS!
!BEHIND THE DUSTBIN!
!I CAN HEAR HIS SQUEEAKY SHOOES!
!EXTERRMINATE!

I'd never make a spy, either.

Who was our cub reporter for the rectorial affair? I should imagine 
Glasgow is a crazy place to be at the moment, with Stuart visiting 
hat shops to see which hat makes him look most rectorial, and old 
women sneakily pasting up Vote Murdoch posters in church halls. 
Does anyone from Glasgow Uni know what's going on?

Robin x

PS: George Dickie, are you a Dalek?
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