Sinister: cosyness of the middle distance jumper

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hello,

Do you remember the Australian classic "Men at work"?  Well I'm a boy 
(or was it "boi"??!) at work at the moment, work, work work, too much 
work.  If I get a girlfriend for every piece of work I have to do, then 
I'd be a slimey ladykiller now.

I spent Valentines day going bowling, which was a surprisingly fun way of 
spending Valentines day, all the fun of throwing a 12LB ball into some pins 
that you imagine to be the groins of the boys who pull more girls than you, 
and that's before you start exploring jokes about fingers in holes and well 
oiled surfaces and wide splits.

I think I should "spare" you from all these crap puns actually.


Pickled Prince said in reply to JenOwl:
".... A girl phase....indeed! You might as well say you are going through 
an Asian phase or an amputee phase."

Any one going through a cute Chinese boy with glasses phase, please feel free 
to e-mail kpc98c at cs.nott.ac.uk. :)  <Ken waits for e-mails to flood through>

.. no replies.. hmm that's odd.


Jordi wrote about a picture of some girl who no es Isobel Cambpell, I dunno 
who Isobel Cambpell is but I wonder what bodily liquid is that girl conceiling 
inside her woolie hat.  Even more disturbing tho, whether that girl is singing 
"Beyond the Sunrise".


What is this big sign I see over there.. let's see:

"Ken, shut up"

Fair enough, I suppose, hmmmmm big mouth "strikes" again. Ahem.  Sorry.

Turkeys and Red Bulls
Ken
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