Sinister: He played a show at the age of 35. (It could have been a brilliant veneer.)

[garymaher at xxx.com]

It's so hard
It's so hard to be clever
(All work and no play makes Gary a dull toy.)
It's so hard to be clever when you're so fucking tired.

The above took me 20 minutes.  It's THAT hard!

Anyhoo, Overture Curtain Lights, blah blah blah . . .  (Don't ask.  I
heard it on Bugs Bunny.  Which reminds me of the Bugaloos.  I just read
that the guys who wrote the theme to the Bugaloos also wrote Killing Me
Softly.  Go figure!  I guess every songwriter has a couple of duds.  Good
thing they have The Bugaloos to look back on!)

(The author pauses, thinks: "Is that enough streamofconsciousness
witticism to allow me to plug my band's webcast without offending the
earthy sensibilities of sinisterdom, or do I have to make the plug witty
too?  Oh, the humanity!  MY BRAIN HURTS!!!")

My band, The Play Trains, is playing Maxwell's in Hoboken, NJ Friday
night (1/5/01) around 10 PM EST.  (That's 0300 GMT the next morning, if
my math is right.)  While it would be just lovely if you could attend, I
don't expect you to be there.  However, please tune in to our live
WEBCAST at www.dcn.com.  You'll have to register there, and you'll need
Shockwave and RealPlayer 8.  Just go to dcn.com around showtime, and we
should be listed on the "Now Playing" page.  They archive shows, so you
may find other bands you like there too.  Not Belle and Sebbe though, I'm
afraid.  (Oooh -- CONTENT!  I'M OFF THE HOOK!!!)

We get absolutely no money from the webcast, but I'm sure the traffic
will benefit SOMEBODY economically.  If lining anonymous industry pockets
instead of those in artists' (losing the term usely) trousers makes you
feel guilty, please send me money.  (Sound effect:  a cross between
"ka-ching" and the sound of guilt evaporating.  Smiling voiceover:  Beats
confession any day!)

See all you muthas around the Net.  (I know -- not if you see me first!)

g
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