Sinister: psss psss over here

[IsabelLark at xxx.com]

well (looking around all scared like) ok...i am back for just a while.

some of you will be pleased to know that i have recently entered therapy. 
Tourettes Anonymous, during the first meeting, has managed to work 
wonders...I haven't muttered a bad word in almost 27 hours...

TA, as us insiders like to call it, is showing me how to curb the desire to 
just randomly blurt (and type) bad words through knitting. Thats right...we 
knit!

I have only been to one meeting, but my sponsor thinks I am making remarkable 
progress. If I can just keep up the good work...I will soon learn to live a 
healthy life...and with all my knitting, a potentially lucrative one as well. 
I plan to sell my gloves and scarves on the road.

I wasn't sure what was more offensive. The cursing or the flame.

Incidentally, I enrolled myself in a few anger management courses as well. I 
have only been to one, but again, i am already a better person. While just 
yesterday...a person looked at me funny and my initial response was to go to 
their knees with a bat, but i controlled it. i controlled it...and instead of 
hitting them (while cursing them too) i walked up and planted a big, fat, 
wet, kiss right on their cheek. my group encourages that. we call it KATA 
(kiss away the anger) we spent our last meeting just kissing the whole time. 
it was wonderful. and when i say group...well, there is only me and this one 
guy in it so far...but with major multimedia...and we are prepared to spend a 
few marketing dollars...we are gonna be huge. HUGE! I tell you.

the TA and KATA have advised me that I must apologize to all of the people 
that I have done wrong (you know who you are.) 

What can I say...girl done wrong again, but girl is sorry, and girl sought 
therapy, girl wants to keep ranting on cause girl really should seek therapy, 
but girl figures sinister list is considerably less expensive. girl hopes 
other girls and boys don't mind...but if they do, girl promises to take it up 
in private and not act like the moody girl that girl really is.

Oh yeah...anyone want to join KATA? we have a introductory membership 
fee...and welcoming packet for the low, low price of 19.95.

However, TA is free.

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