Sinister: denied by the paperwork

[Paul Arathoon]

Well as I hadn't posted for a while I thought I might utilise the dying 
hours (well 15 mins at least) of another boring sunday to rectify that fact.

One of the highlights of the festive season was walking into a pub in the 
west end of london and hearing "o'come o'come..." i was so surprised i 
nearly ordered cider instead of vodka but luckily the ubiquitous ibiza 
trance compilation kicked in after a few minutes and i was able to order 
with a clear mind. Ok, this wasn't really a highlight at all but it amused 
me.

i stood next to darren hefner the other day at ant hefners gig. he slagged 
off the band who were playing after ant and quite rightly too. They are 
called Lincoln and specialise in meandering jazz or something. the gig felt 
like death by slow burning at a low temperature. Having said that, sunday 
times really liked their mini-album. not that the sunday times should be 
used as a barometer of anything.

I started a new job a month ago. it was a relief because i was feeling poor 
and doing nothing all day gets depressing. i am now working for a most evil 
conglomerate that i am sure Radiohead dislike in some way. i like working 
for them though. i get free coke and don't have to wear a suit which is 
reason enough to like working there.

Last night i went to school disco. which is.. a school disco with lots of 
alcohol and you had to wear school uniform. Thus there were lots of blokes 
looking stupid and lots of girls looking like Britney spears. The music was 
rubbish of course but i doubt anyone on sinister could resist dancing to the 
perennial classic "sweet child o' mine". Forgive me, I couldn't.

what i would like for the new year...
william hague to admit he is facist homophobe,
B&S tour,
the news media to stop being amazed when the queen mum stubs her toe,
the quiet life.

p a u l
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