Sinister: The gnarl under my thigh is a kind of irregular rhumboid shape, further complicated by a slight ridge heading left to right, although it is possible that this last observation is not unconnected to the back pocket of the jeans I am wearing.

[Iain Radcliffe]

Greg Pallis wrote this:

"And then I started thinking about noses. 'Cos I suddenly realised mine is 
too big, and I was panicked. And then I looked at all my friends, and all 
their noses are too big too. And so is Brad Pitt's, and Britany Spears', and
ewwww! And then I started staring at people on the street, trying 
desperately to find someone with an acceptable nose, and I couldn't. I think 
only a few people on earth might have noses that are just about acceptable.
It is impossible to have a nose that is too small."

And I thought I smelled a rat somewhere.
What about Michael Jackson and Daniella Westbrook I thought? Michael's nose 
is so razor sharp that small children could easily be cut on it. Surely TOO 
SMALL in terms of width?

And Daniella the Coke hoovering slattern is without septum. The 
non-existence of this membrane is in anyone's book TOO SMALL. Non?

Just a thought.

My cycloptic colleague Ian with one I Ian Nicolson very kindly sent me a 
package with all the Go-Betweens' albums nestled within. I was so excited 
when I tore off that shiny gold wrapper so thanks muchly to him.
Or something.
Lots of luurve
Iain




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