Sinister: Smut !!

[mark waudby]

I was sitting around the house over the festive period and, with nothing 
much else to do, found myself making up dirty Belle & Sebastian song names 
and had a merry old chuckle to myself. Then I thought 'Hey! Wouldn't all the 
people on Sinister love to know the product of my shallow little mind? Of 
course they would'. And here we are.

Please think of your own and we can have a compendium of dirtiness.

So, to kick off:


Don't Leave Your Tights On Baby;

Swing Your Cock Around;

Seeing Other Peoples Bits;

The Position I Am In;

If You're Feeling Ministers;

and, of course,

Oh Come, Oh Come Emmanuel



Please don't kick me off the list, Honey, God told me to do it.

Ok, He didn't.

Sorry.

mark
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