Sinister: and you will know us by the trail of biscuit crumbs

[Rachel Playforth]

the seven sin(ister)s.

1) sweetie wrote:
>i have started my own (fictional) band
which is surely just copying belle and sebby on their current form....
<miouwww>

2) featherboa - i too am familiar with both freezing york (how are the ducks
these days?) and with friends not speaking to one.  in combination i can see
how it would be intolerable.  advice: complain bitterly to sinister and get
nothing done.  there's a strong precedent.  same advice to fiona (hi!) re.
alien housemates.

3) catholics have to do a COURSE before they can get married?????  not that
it's a bad idea i suppose, but i would replace the questions about whether
you're gay or not with ones like
- do you magically transform after 3 months of marriage from a romantic,
considerate, houseproud sexual athlete into a lazy, alcoholic slob who
thinks bed is somewhere to read the tv guide in peace? well, DO YOU?

4) and from catholicism to... dirty b&s titles - i think it's been done
before but never with such brio as mark's 'swing your cock around'.  genius.
what about
- is it wicked not to swallow?
- a summer wanking
- doggie style on wheels
- i know where the semen goes

oh no, this is getting too much.  i wanted an innocent evening after tasting
the evils of the 'after work drink' at (why?) yates wine lodge today.  did
you know that they don't serve crisps at yates?  as a policy.  i mean, what?

5) thanks to the go-betweens evangelists. i'll be in touch...

6) and while i think of it (but conveniently don't think about the existence
of the archive), has anyone heard/heard of this 'future pilot aka' record,
which is some bloke from the soup dragons doing traditional indian chants
plus involvement from 'members of belle and sebastian, the pastels, the
delgados and teenage fanclub...' i don't know which 'members' it is, and i
can't begin to imagine what it sounds like.

7) songs with modem sounds in them are evil and should be dropped down a
well for all eternity, and then for a bit longer.

luv archel xxx

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Rachel Playforth
'She may not be famous, but she's right' - Homer Simpson

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