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[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Hewwo,

The rude B&S songs craze is bad. So there. The subject line is my Shy Violet 
quote from Rainbow Brite. I have the videos woo! I nearly know them by heart 
already.

I am singing a song called "Who is Silvia?" for my standard grade music. But 
the point is, it's so squeaky high that you can just sing any words you want, 
and no one'll notice. So my lastest phrase to sing is "I like cheese cos it 
is good", and it's my own revenge against the people who wouldn't let me sing 
a smiths song.

I don't even like cheese (since my work experience when I had to grate that 
huge three foot slab and i smelled of it all day). 

I dyed my hair with purple dye. It turned out kind of reddish purpley. It's 
the colour of period blood, only a bit more purple. 

Today was pretty mokeish. I was wearing rainbow coloured tights, because I 
wanted to. But this boy in the year above me, said something mean, and I said 
something sassy back, because I wasn't in the mood, and he just grabbed me 
and went to punch me, and I shut my eyes, and when I opened them, my Blonde 
friend had him and she was yelling "if you ever touch her again I'll kill you 
rah rah rah" which was prety fab, because he ran off, and I didn't get a 
kicking.

There's a man down where people go for lunch ten minutes away from the 
school. It's a nice place, with lots of different food shops, like chippies, 
and indians, and delis and sweet shops. It's called The Village, and it's 
really quaint and old fashioned. But this man, he's american, or canadian  or 
something, and he goes there every day. He started off, just standing in the 
middle of the street, shouting about God, and Jesus, and being saved. And the 
hard kids all started listening, for a laugh, and so he ended up with a huge 
crowd round him,and he  tells them all about some guy from Nazareth who's 
going to save us all. Now he has a microphone and a big sign, and lots of 
people listening to him.

 But this is how I figured I'm damned. Because I went down there, with the 
Blonde. Whenever we go down for an indian, we call it going to 
Riceandcurrysauceland. But we had to cut through this guy, and his huge 
circle of hard kids, all listening raptly. And he was talking about loving 
your neighbour, and going to heaven, and being kind and good and nice cause 
Jesus is going to like them for that. And he said "Do you think you'll try to 
do that?" And they all cheered, and I've never seen them so enthusiastic 
about something that wasn't about sex or drinking.

 And then I went through the crowd, and they all started jeering and spitting 
at me, and throwing stones and chips and things at me, until I was well 
clear. And the Jesus man just laughed and watched, then started talking 
again. He didn't say anything like "Jesus wouldn't be too pleased if you 
threw things and spat on someone". He just laughed and went right on talking 
about the apostles and how bluddy grate they were all supposed to be. 

Yay to honey for taking a stand against junk e mail. Them lowfly attatchments 
keep making my computer crash, and it's not funny.

Belle and sebastian are fab indeed. They should have (if they'd been around 
at the time) done the soundtrack for Gregory's Girl. And they should have 
played Stars of Track and Field at the start, where Dee Hepburn is running 
around. Dee Hepburn lives down the road from me now. I saw her in Safeways 
the other day. It was kind of sad. She should be all famous and jet set, 
because she was my idol ever since I saw the film. I ever had my hair like 
her when I was 11. Maybe though, it's better not being all famous and jet 
set. I wouldn't want to be. Famous people are kind of mokeish. Plus, mostly, 
it's just hard kids that would like you, and want to hang around with you. 
Especially if you were rich, which you prolly would be.

I don't like the girls who put pictures of Ronan Keatings inside their wallet 
thingies. They have bad karma.

I had such a rammy in PE. I did a sitting protest by sitting in the middle of 
the court and refusing to play because I was meditiating so there. And I kept 
hitting cocks into the hard kids court on purpose because they were all 
pretending to be professional badminton players and it was really annoying. I 
got hit with a racket for my pains. And the teacher asked me why I was being 
destructive (and I wasn't. And my teacher's a peado, he keeps looking in the 
girl's changing rooms) and I told him i had my period so go away. He went 
away and all.

The Blonde sent a letter of warning to James the Ginger Perv's girlfriend. 
Now he says he's going to make my life hel and get me. I believe him, he told 
me once it turns him on to see me cry or hurt. 

Text messages are grate. 

Wheel of Fortune is bad.

Rainbow Brite Rocks.

I like cheese cos it is good.

The Blonde says can I hack into the US military and send a bomb on france, 
because she doesn't like french people. I said no, I can't hack that well, 
and no, I like French people anyway.

Drink some Ribena. 

Do something pretty before they release the hounds.

Hugs,
Jen

Ps. www.angelfire.com/weird/mmmhowqueer/index.html - new bob story.
Pps. Sorry this was really long.





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