Sinister: The Day of Atonement...

[Walkn10 at xxx.com]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In a mere 65 odd hours from this time, the Great American Sporting Event 
known as the SUPER BOWL will take place in Tampa Bay, Florida.  It is not 
your average Super Bowl, however, for the BALTIMORE RAVENS are to be playing 
against the lame-ass new york giants (all lowercase, mind you).  The Great 
Metropolis of the World against the city that ranks first only in cases of 
HIV, STDs, number of heroin addicts and murder rate.  Yes, we as a community 
are quite despicable, but the BALTIMORE RAVENS will help us rise above that 
and plant a foot firmly up the arse of everything NYC stands for, namely, 
class, money and culture.  It will be a titanic struggle for supremecy, and I 
urge everyone, everywhere to tune and watch it (even if its just for the 
commercials).  It shall be sweet, and New Yorkers...you have been warned. 
I've been keeping my distance from a certain girl for whom I pined away quite 
visibly for (but who decided she'd rather be alone) and I have started to get 
my mojo working again.  I don't feel all shitty or want to get drunk 
everytime I think of her now, and I was quite happy that I could finally say 
to her everything that I had been planning for months.  Then, I saw a picture 
of her on a friend's wall tonight and all those urges to make hot, sloppy, 
passionate, toe-curling, back-scratching, love to her on the beach at dawn 
came back tenfold.  Its basically been reduced to a physical attraction, but 
Ye Gads! it is enough to move the mountains.  She more or less said she feels 
the exact same way (physical attraction, not much else there) so I'm hoping 
one night when we've had a little too much to drink and are left to our own 
devices........  
I've decided to pimp it up this SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, but worse come to worse, 
I've got a nice little bottle of Southern Comfort to soothe the wounds of 
being ignored.  We'll see what happens...
I think I've had a little too much to drink...oh yeah, I turned 21 last 
Saturday so thats pretty much been the case this whole week.  God bless 
Italians with beautiful breasts...
Droppin' bombs on your moms...

Steve C.
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